*Junk*BREAKING NEWS!

This just in! The writers at Shoot Comments have just been informed that Shaun Norton, Ramapo senior, TKE Brother, ResNet Employee, Wannabe Pimp, has given up drinking beer. Norton, who was last considered on the verge of complete alcoholism after suffering numerous black outs and meetings with Ramapo Judicial Affairs AND Cory Rosencrantz, is currently unavailable for comment. Justin "Lustin" Resnick was quoted in apparent disbelief. "....Wow!"



We'll update more on this story as we recieve it!